Or rather lack off...I'm tired, oh so tired. I used to love sleeping and never had any problem conking off for around 10 or 12 hours. But somewhere around 2005 my dormouse genes leaked out. I've tried a number of things:
alcohol - wake up even earlier than usual, generally feeling like Arnold did a Terminator on my head. Might have something to do with my choice of drinks, wine or red bull/vodka
mary jane - actually helps but I tend to get very slow in general, which is really not helpful since I usually need to be on my game....both with my regular job and my side work.
sleeping tablets - nice when mixed with wine, but chemical dependencies really aren't my thing.
What I'm left with isn't very helpful, meditation (boring) or reading a book before bed...which is something I guess I'm going to try. Of course there's always sex....but err....that does require a bit of legwork....and given my complicated (I think) situation, not really feasible. Then again, I might try that out soon, given that the ex used to do something that used to put me to bed like a babe...though she was rarely amused by the end result.
alcohol - wake up even earlier than usual, generally feeling like Arnold did a Terminator on my head. Might have something to do with my choice of drinks, wine or red bull/vodka
mary jane - actually helps but I tend to get very slow in general, which is really not helpful since I usually need to be on my game....both with my regular job and my side work.
sleeping tablets - nice when mixed with wine, but chemical dependencies really aren't my thing.
What I'm left with isn't very helpful, meditation (boring) or reading a book before bed...which is something I guess I'm going to try. Of course there's always sex....but err....that does require a bit of legwork....and given my complicated (I think) situation, not really feasible. Then again, I might try that out soon, given that the ex used to do something that used to put me to bed like a babe...though she was rarely amused by the end result.
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Simple.
1. Go to www.pubmed.com.
2. Type in 'Phylogenetic Analysis'.
3. Pick a paper of choice. Print out.
4. Read it in bed.
I guarantee you will not last past the Abstract section.
I'm suffering from an excess of sleep. I slept from 6am - 6pm this Sunday. Would gladly exchange places. But for the time being, Darwin's Suggestion sounds good.
BTW, blog name from 'Signal fire', is it? :)
well if that dsnt help, i've got a couple papers on platyrrhine dentition that might do the trick
is that a sign of old age? if so, please someone find me the fountain of youth, please!
sorry, as you can see i have no useful solutions :D
Darwin - duly noted...next on my list of things to try
gutterflower - bloody hell, 12 hours!! That would need some serious drugs on my part.
Yes indeed the name is from there:)..is it that obvious? Thought I might maintain some consistency
T - what?
Pissu - I hear its even worse for females:)
LOL. thats what i said too. its about monkeys from south america and they're teeth patterns. sigh, dont ask.
That's one of my favourite songs and I just happen to know it a little too well than I should. :)
yoga?
*imagines it*
*fall off chair laughing* :D
don't diss meditation though, it apparently helps the connections between neurons in the brain.
very curious about what she did btw :D am i the only nosy one?!? although i reckon its fair game cos u put it out there
T - monkeys really? how err..interesting
Gutterflower - :)
A - not dissing meditation...I just dont have the time....as for your question...hehe...use ur imagination:)
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